Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas Southern Illinois.
Usually, it’s you writing letters to me. But I have a few minutes to spare here at the North Pole while Rudolph gets his nose shined and the elves take an egg nog break, so I thought I’d write all of you. Many of you have been asking for the same thing for Christmas this year: Internet that moves faster than Dasher and Blitzen.
The only option for that is Futiva’s fiber optic connection. Download speeds are faster than me going down every chimney around the world. Those speeds range between 25 Mbps up to 1 Gig.And they aren’t playing any reindeer games when it comes to upload speeds. They’re 3 Mbps up to 1 Gig. I haven’t seen something move that fast since Mrs. Claus spotted me under the mistletoe at last year’s Christmas party at the workshop.
Faster Internet is a huge time saver, especially this time of year. All I Want for Christmas is for you to be able to stream your favorite holiday films. Don’t worry, you won’t end up feeling Scrooged and you don’t have to wait for a Miracle on 34th Street.
More time can be saved in the kitchen. You can load your favorite Christmas cookie recipes and spend more time baking. Futiva will make those sugar plums dance in your head faster. But don’t worry, it’s not a dream.
The faster connection has helped me check my naughty and nice lists quicker than ever before. All the good boys and girls at Futiva are on my nice list this year. Be sure to call them at 844-2Futiva and get the faster Internet you’ve been dreaming of along with that White Christmas. Speaking of lists, here’s a look at communities where Futiva is currently available. They’re expanding throughout southern Illinois so be patient if your town isn’t here.
And you can stay off my naughty list by leaving out the Christmas goodies found in the recipe below.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.